“Everyone Wants to Play Bass”: Is Anyone Running DC United?
After a 4-0 loss at Inter Miami, Jon and Ted ask who is running DC United, what ownership owes fans, and why the Red Bulls match is a must-win.
Is Kimito Nono DC United’s Best Summer Signing Since Wayne Rooney?
Is Kimito Nono DC United's best summer signing since Wayne Rooney? Jon and Ted break down his brace in the 3-3 draw at Vancouver and the playoff race.
Pulling the Copper Wires Out of the House | DC United 1-2 Charlotte + Munteanu’s Best Game
DC United took 31 shots and lost 2-1 to Charlotte at home. Louis Munteanu's best game, a goal that
may have crossed the line, and a coach starting to crack.
An Economic Vampire | DC United 0-0 Atlanta + Private Equity Comes for Audi Field
DC United fail to register a shot on goal against Atlanta United, and a private equity fund is reportedly circling a stake in the club and Audi Field.
We’re Getting Thin on Dudes | DC United 0-0 LAFC + Transfer Deadline
DC United hold LAFC to one shot on goal in a 0-0 draw. Kimito Nono's masterclass, the Caden Clark collapse, and every MLS team returns to the Open Cup.
The Vibes Are Not Great | DC United Lose to New England & Charlotte
DC United drop back-to-back games to New England and Charlotte. Jon and Ted break down what went wrong, Renée Weiler's "be more patient" press conference, and the new MLS playoff format.
Shuffling and Suffering: DC United Draw 1-1 with Montreal and Sean Johnson Saves the Day
DC United draw 1-1 with CF Montréal for their ninth draw of the season. Sean Johnson makes eight saves to keep it respectable. Jon and Ted break it all down.
“A New Feeling of Hope”
DC United beat Toronto FC and draw Nashville SC — Jon and Ted break down what's working, who's stepping up, and why 2026 feels different. RFK Refugees podcast.
A Man of No Conviction | DC United Aaron Herrera Waiver, World Cup & the Spirit
DC United waives Aaron Herrera. Jon and Ted break it down — plus a World Cup roundup and why the Washington Spirit are the best team in town. RFK Refugees.
He’ll Go When He Wants To Go | DC United 4-4 Montreal | World Cup Break
DC United draw 4-4 with Montreal in their last game before the World Cup break. Jon and Ted on Weiler's future, the dead legs problem, and the Spirit's Champions Cup heartbreak.